{"id":106,"date":"2004-10-16T12:54:24","date_gmt":"2004-10-16T19:54:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=106"},"modified":"2019-01-08T17:05:19","modified_gmt":"2019-01-08T17:05:19","slug":"newsweeks-interview-with-john-stewart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/16\/newsweeks-interview-with-john-stewart\/","title":{"rendered":"Newsweek&#8217;s Interview with John Stewart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This was in the October 18th, 2004 edition of Newsweek:<\/p>\n<p>NW: Thanks for taking the time. I know you&#8217;re busy these days.<\/p>\n<p>JS: I&#8217;m just sitting here playing minsweeper<\/p>\n<p>NW: I don&#8217;t kow if you read the reviews &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>JS: I can&#8217;t read. I did the book phonetically.<\/p>\n<p>NW: Anyway, The New York Times suggested that perhaps your book should be nominated for a history Pulitzer.<\/p>\n<p>JS: Hmm. Is that a cash prize?<\/p>\n<p>NW: What&#8217;s your political leaning? I heard your nickname is Lefty.<\/p>\n<p>JS: Lefty? I didn&#8217;t realize that. That&#8217;s actually a testicular condition. I do write left-handed.<\/p>\n<p>NW: Do you find it hard to be light-hearted sometimes?<\/p>\n<p>JS: Absolutely. Many days start with a soul-crushing analysis of the state of the world. Then the entire digestive process of the show is to try and turn whimpers into laughter.<\/p>\n<p>NS: How do you see the election shaping up?<\/p>\n<p>JS: Any pundit asked what&#8217;s going to happen should answer the same way: &#8220;I have no fucking idea.&#8221; They don&#8217;t, you don&#8217;t I don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>NS: From a purely comic perspective, do you want four more years of Bush.<\/p>\n<p>JS: From a purely comic perspective, you&#8217;d want Mr. T to be president. That would be truly fun. But no, I don&#8217;t cheer for the demise and erosion of the world purely for my own professional standing. I can write jokes about anything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was in the October 18th, 2004 edition of Newsweek: NW: Thanks for taking the time. I know you&#8217;re busy these days. JS: I&#8217;m just sitting here playing minsweeper NW: I don&#8217;t kow if you read the reviews &#8211; JS: I can&#8217;t read. I did the book phonetically. NW: Anyway, The New York Times suggested [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[255,323,349,389,660],"class_list":["post-106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-funny","tag-interview","tag-jonstewart","tag-magazines","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=106"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3765,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions\/3765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}