I received these words and definitions in my inbox this morning courtesy of Daily Candy. I thought I’d share:<\/p>\n
beighborhood
\nn. Area populated by good-looking people. (“Let’s go downtown. Fifth Street has turned into a total beighborhood.”)<\/p>\n
DIZO
\nn. Acronym. Describes (busy, working, all-too-typical) couple: Dual Income, Zero Orgasm.<\/p>\n
Earnest Hemorrhage
\nn. A man who is oppressively forthcoming with every thought and feeling. Antonym: Ernest Hemingway, linguistically stingy author.<\/p>\n
foxymoron
\nn. One who is incredibly dumb but incredibly cute, who simultaneously attracts and repels. (“I’m so ashamed. I hooked up with that foxymoron last night.”)<\/p>\n
GHaG
\nn. Acronym. Girl-Hating Girl. The one whose only friends are guys.<\/p>\n
hobeau
\nn. A less-than-hygienic boyfriend. (“Better open the window. Here come Gloria and her hobeau.”)<\/p>\n
nontourage
\nn. A group of undesirable sycophants. (“The party was fun until Justin showed up with his nontourage.”)<\/p>\n
pharmasecrecy
\nn. The secret bond one has with her pharmacist. (“Only Mr. Myers knows the truth about my little Klonopin\/Paxil\/laxative habit.”)<\/p>\n
showflake
\nn. Person who chronically misses every appointment (e.g., haircuts, doctor visits, dinners). (“Is Louisa going to show, or is she pulling a showflake again?”)<\/p>\n
SoDeeWah
\nn. Socialite\/designer\/whatever. The model\/actress\/ whatever of the ’00s. You know the type.<\/p>\n
staremaster
\nn. Gym dandies who constantly check themselves out in the mirror. (“If that staremaster touches his pecs one more time …”)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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