Now that I’m on the Daily Candy email list again (I don’t know why, I delete without reading 9 out of 10 emails because they are about boutiques that only the trendiest girls will like), I received these words and definitions in my inbox this morning courtesy of Daily Candy. Like the last time, I thought I’d share:<\/p>\n
Violent night, troll-y night
\nn. The aftermath of the holiday party where a certain elf swills too much vodka.<\/p>\n
Mistleho
\nn. Someone who hangs around under the mistletoe, waiting to get kissed. (“Eve was being such a mistleho at the company party that no one else could get any play from the cute tech guys.”)<\/p>\n
Eggsnog
\nn. A makeout session that takes place under the influence of eggnog.<\/p>\n
Hallmarketing
\nn. The outrageous marketing push that begins two months before each holiday (Halloween decorations in July, Christmas decorations in October).<\/p>\n
Round yon virgin
\nn. Severely overweight child relative who hogs all the dessert. (“I never even got to try Aunt Martha’s cranberry squares – the round yon virgins charged the dessert table.”)<\/p>\n
Santa fraud
\nn. Poorly costumed Santa Claus impersonator. (“Avoid department stores at all costs. They’re overrun with Santa frauds this year.”)<\/p>\n
Dreidel robber
\nn. Someone who cheats young children at dreidel.<\/p>\n
Yulezilla
\nn. Someone who goes way too overboard with the Christmas decorations (usually Mom).<\/p>\n
Mrs. Claws
\nn. Work buddy’s wife whose steely gaze keeps her husband’s female colleagues on the other side of the office-party dance floor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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