{"id":161,"date":"2005-02-16T10:52:31","date_gmt":"2005-02-16T17:52:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=161"},"modified":"2019-01-08T23:00:57","modified_gmt":"2019-01-08T23:00:57","slug":"ways-not-to-fool-a-drug-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/16\/ways-not-to-fool-a-drug-test\/","title":{"rendered":"Ways NOT To Fool A Drug Test"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am NOT making this up: Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.<\/p>\n<p>According to prosecutors, Sizemore had been caught once before trying to use a similar device, sold over the Internet under the brand name the Whizzinator, and had failed drug tests on at least five occasions.<\/p>\n<p>Read the full article <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&amp;u=\/nm\/20050211\/people_nm\/crime_sizemore_dc_2\">here<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thanks eNos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am NOT making this up: Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday. According to prosecutors, Sizemore had been caught once before trying to use [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[190,255],"class_list":["post-161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-drugs","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3851,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions\/3851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}