{"id":212,"date":"2005-06-02T12:12:26","date_gmt":"2005-06-02T19:12:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=212"},"modified":"2005-06-02T12:12:26","modified_gmt":"2005-06-02T19:12:26","slug":"watch-out-apu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/02\/watch-out-apu\/","title":{"rendered":"Watch Out Apu!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2005\/06\/02\/AR2005060200400.html\">Washington Post<\/a> today has a story about how police in Shelbyville stormed a convenience store, freed a woman who was held hostage for 20 hours and killed the suspect in an exchange of gunfire.  I hope Springfield isn&#8217;t next.  Just in case, Apu should get extra security at the Kwik-E-Mart as a precaution.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Washington Post today has a story about how police in Shelbyville stormed a convenience store, freed a woman who was held hostage for 20 hours and killed the suspect in an exchange of gunfire. I hope Springfield isn&#8217;t next. Just in case, Apu should get extra security at the Kwik-E-Mart as a precaution.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}