{"id":230,"date":"2005-06-17T15:29:50","date_gmt":"2005-06-17T22:29:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=230"},"modified":"2005-06-17T15:29:50","modified_gmt":"2005-06-17T22:29:50","slug":"5-seconds-rule-applies-to-subway-floor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/17\/5-seconds-rule-applies-to-subway-floor\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Seconds Rule Applies To Subway Floor?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In one of the oddest bits of news I&#8217;ve seen today, Monty sent me a link about how 2 men were <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tienmao.com\/archives\/001761.html\">eating a piece of watermelon on the subway<\/a> when one piece dropped and skidded about half a foot.  The man who was going to eat that half said &#8220;Damn!&#8221;, picked up his half thought about it for a second and then started to pick a few things off his half and dug in.  I love the camera phone snapshot.  Happy Friday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In one of the oddest bits of news I&#8217;ve seen today, Monty sent me a link about how 2 men were eating a piece of watermelon on the subway when one piece dropped and skidded about half a foot. The man who was going to eat that half said &#8220;Damn!&#8221;, picked up his half thought [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[455,654],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-nyc","tag-transit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}