{"id":259,"date":"2005-08-08T14:46:11","date_gmt":"2005-08-08T21:46:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=259"},"modified":"2019-01-10T19:15:40","modified_gmt":"2019-01-10T19:15:40","slug":"im-gonna-get-medieval-on-yo-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/08\/im-gonna-get-medieval-on-yo-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Gonna Get Medieval On Yo Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that Michigan resident Robert McClain thought that his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/archive\/0805051sword1.html\">four-foot sword, chainmail armored vest, leather gauntlets and giant wooden mallet<\/a> would be able to best the local police department.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I&#8217;m gonna crush your fucking skulls,&#8221; Michigan resident Robert McClain warned police officers when they trailed him to his home after an auto accident. &#8220;I have a thousand years of power.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It seems that a non-enchanted taser is more powerful than all of those put together, millennium worth of power be damned.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks Phyl<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that Michigan resident Robert McClain thought that his four-foot sword, chainmail armored vest, leather gauntlets and giant wooden mallet would be able to best the local police department. &#8220;I&#8217;m gonna crush your fucking skulls,&#8221; Michigan resident Robert McClain warned police officers when they trailed him to his home after an auto accident. &#8220;I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[255,400],"class_list":["post-259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-funny","tag-medieval"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4030,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions\/4030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}