{"id":2623,"date":"2009-12-29T18:36:13","date_gmt":"2009-12-30T01:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=2623"},"modified":"2009-12-29T18:36:13","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T01:36:13","slug":"eighteen-people-youre-scared-of-on-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/29\/eighteen-people-youre-scared-of-on-facebook\/","title":{"rendered":"Eighteen People You&#039;re Scared Of on Facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>GQ magazine has a great humor piece on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gq.com\/entertainment\/humor\/201001\/scary-facebook-friends-profiles\">the eighteen different types of people on Facebook that absolutely frighten you.<\/a>  We all know these people (and if we have an FB account have a few of them as friends):<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>The Relentless, Disingenulously Humble Self-Promoter<\/li>\n<li>TheNew Parent Represented, Creepily, by a Picture of Their New Baby<\/li>\n<li>The Person Who Never Met a FB Quiz He Didn&#8217;t Like<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>These are just three of the eighteen.  I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll recognize, and chuckle at, all of them.  I sure did.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GQ magazine has a great humor piece on the eighteen different types of people on Facebook that absolutely frighten you. We all know these people (and if we have an FB account have a few of them as friends): The Relentless, Disingenulously Humble Self-Promoter TheNew Parent Represented, Creepily, by a Picture of Their New Baby [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[217,255,583,692],"class_list":["post-2623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-facebook","tag-funny","tag-socialmedia","tag-web"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}