“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
\n“I want to be dead.”
\n“You want to be what?”
\n“I believe you heard me correctly, which is why you asked me to repeat myself. I’ll say the same thing the second time.”
\n“I’ll bite. What do you want to be when you grow up?”
\n“I want to be dead.”
\n“Why would you ever say that?”
\n“A grown up is an adult, right?”
\n“Right.”
\n“Adults cannot see the magic in the world anymore – they are the walking dead.”
\n“Okay Peter Pan.”
\n“I’d rather be dead dead than a zombie. I’m just saying.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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