{"id":2974,"date":"2011-03-01T11:03:12","date_gmt":"2011-03-01T18:03:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=2974"},"modified":"2011-03-01T11:03:12","modified_gmt":"2011-03-01T18:03:12","slug":"winning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/01\/winning\/","title":{"rendered":"Winning!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve gone from &#8220;not caring&#8221; to &#8220;totally obsessed&#8221; with Charlie Sheen in the past 36 hours.  While its been proven that he hasn&#8217;t had any &#8220;foreign substances&#8221; in his body for the past 72 hours, I think that whatever toxins he&#8217;s been putting into his system for the past few years are just leeching out now and making him flat out crazy.  That being said, I cannot decide if it&#8217;s crack or meth that is driving his craziness.  My co-worker thinks its crack based on his gravelly voice.  Regardless of what is driving his quotes and antics, I must say that they are awfully entertaining (his anti-Semitic diatribe aside).  For instance, I&#8217;m never going to look at the term &#8220;winning!&#8221; the same way again.<br \/>\nMy favorite quotes of his thus far are:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;I am on a drug, it\u2019s called Charlie Sheen. It&#8217;s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I\u2019m tired of pretending I\u2019m not a total bitchin\u2019 rock star from Mars.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;What&#8217;s not to love? Especially when you see how I party. It was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards just look like droopy-eyed armless children.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>In case you&#8217;ve been in a hole, here are a few Sheen related news links for you to catch up on what&#8217;s been happening.  These articles will have &#8220;related news&#8221; links at the bottom that you can click through to read up on all of the nuttiness&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>NY Mag Vulture <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/daily\/entertainment\/2011\/02\/charlie_sheen_brings_meltdown.html\">&#8220;Charlie Sheen Takes His Meltdown Tour to TV&#8221;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>NY Daily News <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/gossip\/2011\/03\/01\/2011-03-01_charlie_sheen_makes_media_rounds_stopping_at_piers_morgan_good_morning_america_t.html\">&#8220;Charlie Sheen Makes Media Rounds&#8221;<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve gone from &#8220;not caring&#8221; to &#8220;totally obsessed&#8221; with Charlie Sheen in the past 36 hours. While its been proven that he hasn&#8217;t had any &#8220;foreign substances&#8221; in his body for the past 72 hours, I think that whatever toxins he&#8217;s been putting into his system for the past few years are just leeching out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,16],"tags":[117,147,660,705],"class_list":["post-2974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-television","tag-charliesheen","tag-crazy","tag-tv","tag-winning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2974"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2974\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}