{"id":3235,"date":"2012-02-15T07:43:45","date_gmt":"2012-02-15T14:43:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=3235"},"modified":"2012-02-15T07:43:45","modified_gmt":"2012-02-15T14:43:45","slug":"funny-numbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/15\/funny-numbers\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny numbers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s say you are bored and want to dial some fun.  Why don&#8217;t you call 719-266-2837?  I decided to press &#8220;3&#8221; for a little pick-me-up. That didn&#8217;t make you smile?  Then try 772-257-4501.<br \/>\nStill not smiling?  Then, you should try 212-660-2245 because I&#8217;ve got nothing for you.  Single men and women &#8211; you might want to write that last number down&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s say you are bored and want to dial some fun. Why don&#8217;t you call 719-266-2837? I decided to press &#8220;3&#8221; for a little pick-me-up. That didn&#8217;t make you smile? Then try 772-257-4501. Still not smiling? Then, you should try 212-660-2245 because I&#8217;ve got nothing for you. Single men and women &#8211; you might want [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[255,483],"class_list":["post-3235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-funny","tag-phone"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3235\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}