{"id":441,"date":"2006-08-07T18:44:19","date_gmt":"2006-08-08T01:44:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=441"},"modified":"2006-08-07T18:44:19","modified_gmt":"2006-08-08T01:44:19","slug":"siskel-versus-ebert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/07\/siskel-versus-ebert\/","title":{"rendered":"Siskel Versus Ebert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I was sent a link to a blog post that had a sort-of funny clip of <a href=\"http:\/\/video.download.com\/3800-11165_53-10115.html\">Gene Siskel and Robert Ebert bickering with each other<\/a> while taping a promo for their show a few years back.  On that post however, which again was only sort-of funny, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/23390252\">MC<\/a> left a comment which pointed me to the longer and much better clip to which I have linked.<br \/>\nHang in there until the 2 min mark because that is when things get Gibsony good and yes, I mean Mel Gibson because WASPs and Protestants get absolutely trashed, like when someone says, &#8220;G-d damn Protestants, biggest thing to happen for them on Sunday is a bake sale.&#8221;  Ebert even mentions the &#8220;Fucking Jews&#8221; just like Mel, though he doesn&#8217;t <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2006\/07\/28\/gibsons-anti-semitic-tirade-alleged-cover-up\/\">blame the Jews for all the wars in the world.<\/a><br \/>\nIn keeping with my established theme:<br \/>\nA) <strong>Siskel <\/strong>= bald<br \/>\nB) <strong>Ebert<\/strong> = fat<br \/>\nVia Neu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I was sent a link to a blog post that had a sort-of funny clip of Gene Siskel and Robert Ebert bickering with each other while taping a promo for their show a few years back. On that post however, which again was only sort-of funny, MC left a comment which pointed me to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[422,537],"class_list":["post-441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-movies","tag-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}