{"id":485,"date":"2006-11-16T10:05:49","date_gmt":"2006-11-16T17:05:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=485"},"modified":"2006-11-16T10:05:49","modified_gmt":"2006-11-16T17:05:49","slug":"oy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/16\/oy\/","title":{"rendered":"Oy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Emmitt Smith, who once ran roughshod over 300 lb linemen in the bruising NFL, won the &#8220;Dancing with the Stars&#8221; competition last night which wouldn&#8217;t be so horrible except that he looked like this:<\/p>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sevensquared.com\/blog\/archives\/emmitt.jpg\" alt=\"emmitt.jpg\" width=\"180\" height=\"251\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Emmitt &#8211; how could you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emmitt Smith, who once ran roughshod over 300 lb linemen in the bruising NFL, won the &#8220;Dancing with the Stars&#8221; competition last night which wouldn&#8217;t be so horrible except that he looked like this: Emmitt &#8211; how could you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[242,255,660],"class_list":["post-485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","tag-football","tag-funny","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=485"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}