{"id":493,"date":"2007-01-09T13:05:57","date_gmt":"2007-01-09T20:05:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=493"},"modified":"2007-01-09T13:05:57","modified_gmt":"2007-01-09T20:05:57","slug":"it-came-fron-new-jersey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/09\/it-came-fron-new-jersey\/","title":{"rendered":"It Came Fron New Jersey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A horrible smell best described as &#8220;gassy&#8221; invaded NYC yesterday.  It concerned many, closed buildings and forced a PATH station to evacuate.  It was actually so bad and people were so freaked out that Mayor Bloomberg held a press conference to say basically, &#8220;everything is fine &#8211; its not terrorism &#8211; go about your business.&#8221;<br \/>\nAfter much investigation, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ny1.com\/ny1\/content\/index.jsp?stid=1&amp;aid=65747\">a marsh around Bayonne is being blamed<\/a> and the news outlets are having a field day with their headlines.  NY1&#8217;s &#8220;Who Dealt it?&#8221; is one of my favorites.  In case you were wondering, Bayonne is in the &#8220;Garden State,&#8221; aka New Jersey.  It seems that NJ smells so bad these days that it can&#8217;t even contain itself anymore, &#8211; sort of how I felt in while on vacation after eating Israeli salad, cabbage and choumous at every meal of the day&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A horrible smell best described as &#8220;gassy&#8221; invaded NYC yesterday. It concerned many, closed buildings and forced a PATH station to evacuate. It was actually so bad and people were so freaked out that Mayor Bloomberg held a press conference to say basically, &#8220;everything is fine &#8211; its not terrorism &#8211; go about your business.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[255,447,455,579],"class_list":["post-493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-funny","tag-nj","tag-nyc","tag-smell"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=493"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/493\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}