{"id":495,"date":"2007-01-15T18:33:11","date_gmt":"2007-01-16T01:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=495"},"modified":"2007-01-15T18:33:11","modified_gmt":"2007-01-16T01:33:11","slug":"the-roof-the-roof-the-roof-is-on-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/15\/the-roof-the-roof-the-roof-is-on-fire\/","title":{"rendered":"The Roof, The Roof, The Roof Is On Fire!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I normally do not do this but it&#8217;s short and sweet so I&#8217;m lifting a paragraph verbatim from amNY:<br \/>\n&#8220;A blaze caused an estimated $50,000 of damage at an unlikely location yesterday morning &#8211; the headquarters of the East Meadow Fire Department.  The fire started around 4:30 a.m., Fire Chief Christopher Sala said.  It took about 100 firefighters half an hour to get it under control.&#8221;<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t make this stuff up&#8230;<br \/>\nVia amNY<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I normally do not do this but it&#8217;s short and sweet so I&#8217;m lifting a paragraph verbatim from amNY: &#8220;A blaze caused an estimated $50,000 of damage at an unlikely location yesterday morning &#8211; the headquarters of the East Meadow Fire Department. The fire started around 4:30 a.m., Fire Chief Christopher Sala said. It took [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[199,255],"class_list":["post-495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-eastmeadow","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}