{"id":542,"date":"2007-06-13T13:36:31","date_gmt":"2007-06-13T20:36:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=542"},"modified":"2007-06-13T13:36:31","modified_gmt":"2007-06-13T20:36:31","slug":"nine-words-women-use","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/13\/nine-words-women-use\/","title":{"rendered":"Nine Words Women Use"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I received the list below in an email from my Uncle and I have to say, it was the first forward in a long time that I not only read but found humorous.  Those in a relationship with a woman will find the list below especially useful.  So, without futher ado, the nine words that women use and what they mean:<br \/>\n1.  <strong>Fine:<\/strong> This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.<br \/>\n2.  <strong>Five Minutes:<\/strong> If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.<br \/>\n3.  <strong>Nothing:<\/strong> This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. <em>(Refer back to #1 for the meaning of fine.)<\/em><br \/>\n4. <strong>Go Ahead:<\/strong> This is a dare, not permission. Don&#8217;t do it!<br \/>\n5.  <strong>Loud Sigh:<\/strong> This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. <em>(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)<\/em><br \/>\n6. <strong>That&#8217;s Okay:<\/strong> This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That&#8217;s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.<br \/>\n7. <strong>Thanks:<\/strong> A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you&#8217;re welcome.<br \/>\n8. <strong>Whatever:<\/strong> Is a women&#8217;s way of saying F@!K YOU!<br \/>\n9. <strong>Don&#8217;t worry about it, I got it:<\/strong> Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking  &#8220;What&#8217;s wrong?&#8221; <em>(For the woman&#8217;s response refer to #3)<\/em><br \/>\nVia the Mayor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I received the list below in an email from my Uncle and I have to say, it was the first forward in a long time that I not only read but found humorous. Those in a relationship with a woman will find the list below especially useful. So, without futher ado, the nine words that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[255,312,360],"class_list":["post-542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-funny","tag-humor","tag-language"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}