{"id":614,"date":"2008-02-06T20:39:26","date_gmt":"2008-02-07T03:39:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=614"},"modified":"2008-02-06T20:39:26","modified_gmt":"2008-02-07T03:39:26","slug":"one-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-other","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/06\/one-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-other\/","title":{"rendered":"One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other night, certain disaster was only narrowly avoided.  Check out the two Duane Reade generic pill bottles below:<\/p>\n<div><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sevensquared.com\/blog\/ibu_stool.jpg\" alt=\"ibu_stool.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"300\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Why the hell do these two bottles have matching yellow fonts and typefaces along with the same sort of blue \/ teal background?!   I went for some medicine because my back was sore.  If I happened to take the wrong pill, not only would my back still have been sore but my ass would have joined it on the list.  Luckily for me, my wife&#8217;s keen eye sight, along with her utter disbelief that I needed help in the turd procurement department, saved me from some unhappy times.   Then again, maybe I would have caught up on some reading.<br \/>\nNote to DR &#8211; change your look!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other night, certain disaster was only narrowly avoided. Check out the two Duane Reade generic pill bottles below: Why the hell do these two bottles have matching yellow fonts and typefaces along with the same sort of blue \/ teal background?! I went for some medicine because my back was sore. If I happened [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[255,312,488],"class_list":["post-614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-funny","tag-humor","tag-pills"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=614"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}