{"id":636,"date":"2008-05-21T21:39:12","date_gmt":"2008-05-22T04:39:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=636"},"modified":"2008-05-21T21:39:12","modified_gmt":"2008-05-22T04:39:12","slug":"snake-vs-gator-who-wins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/21\/snake-vs-gator-who-wins\/","title":{"rendered":"Snake vs. Gator &#8211; Who Wins?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The answer is &#8220;alligator&#8221; but only because <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/americas\/4313978.stm\">the python which ate it exploded<\/a> which enabled the gator to get vengeance from beyond the grave: truly a no-joke ass kicking maneuver.<br \/>\nThe quote I love is from Frank Mazzotti, a University of Florida wildlife professor, who said, &#8220;Clearly, if they can kill an alligator they can kill other species.&#8221;  I avoid swamps (other than the Meadowlands of course for Jets games) for this very reason.<br \/>\nVia Neu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The answer is &#8220;alligator&#8221; but only because the python which ate it exploded which enabled the gator to get vengeance from beyond the grave: truly a no-joke ass kicking maneuver. The quote I love is from Frank Mazzotti, a University of Florida wildlife professor, who said, &#8220;Clearly, if they can kill an alligator they can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[44,228],"class_list":["post-636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-animals","tag-fighting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=636"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}