{"id":68,"date":"2004-07-21T11:04:43","date_gmt":"2004-07-21T18:04:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=68"},"modified":"2019-01-09T03:07:28","modified_gmt":"2019-01-09T03:07:28","slug":"two-heads-are-better-than-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/21\/two-heads-are-better-than-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Heads are Better Than One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve heard the phrase &#8220;two heads are better than one&#8221; at some point in your life. In order to prove it, why don&#8217;t you check out a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.texasreptiles.com\/htm\/two_head_turtle.html\"> two-headed turtle<\/a>? Okay, not convinced&#8230;how about then a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.texasreptiles.com\/htm\/calking.html\">two-headed snake<\/a>? Okay, okay, so you don&#8217;t believe that adage. Well maybe two heads are not better than one &#8211; but six legs have to be better than four, right? Check out this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.texasreptiles.com\/htm\/cow.html\">six-legged cow<\/a> &#8211; the extra two legs come out of its chin! How awesome is that?! Okay, okay, I got it&#8230;its not that two heads are better than one or that six legs are better than four, its that two bodies are better than one, like this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.texasreptiles.com\/htm\/siamesepike.htm\">fish that has two bodies!<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If you want to check out the rest of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.texasreptiles.com\/freaks.html\">nature&#8217;s oddities<\/a>, the Texas Reptiles web site is for you. Don&#8217;t mess with Texas &#8211; or else it&#8217;ll sick a six-legged cow and a two-headed turtle on your ass!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve heard the phrase &#8220;two heads are better than one&#8221; at some point in your life. In order to prove it, why don&#8217;t you check out a two-headed turtle? Okay, not convinced&#8230;how about then a two-headed snake? Okay, okay, so you don&#8217;t believe that adage. Well maybe two heads are not better than one &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[44,255,695],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-animals","tag-funny","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3901,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions\/3901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}