{"id":694,"date":"2008-11-11T11:23:42","date_gmt":"2008-11-11T18:23:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=694"},"modified":"2008-11-11T11:23:42","modified_gmt":"2008-11-11T18:23:42","slug":"not-famous-be-happy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/11\/not-famous-be-happy\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Famous? Be Happy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After watching Posh Spice attempt to leave LAX I am deliriously happy I&#8217;m not famous.  I mean, seriously.  Is this the life you want to lead?<br \/>\n<object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"375\" height=\"325\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"name\" value=\"flashObj\" \/><param name=\"bgcolor\" value=\"#FFFFFF\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"videoId=1909882422&amp;playerId=1396519019&amp;viewerSecureGatewayURL=https:\/\/console.brightcove.com\/services\/amfgateway&amp;servicesURL=http:\/\/services.brightcove.com\/services&amp;cdnURL=http:\/\/admin.brightcove.com&amp;domain=embed&amp;autoStart=false&amp;\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/services.brightcove.com\/services\/viewer\/federated_f8\/1396519019\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"375\" height=\"325\" src=\"http:\/\/services.brightcove.com\/services\/viewer\/federated_f8\/1396519019\" flashvars=\"videoId=1909882422&amp;playerId=1396519019&amp;viewerSecureGatewayURL=https:\/\/console.brightcove.com\/services\/amfgateway&amp;servicesURL=http:\/\/services.brightcove.com\/services&amp;cdnURL=http:\/\/admin.brightcove.com&amp;domain=embed&amp;autoStart=false&amp;\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF\" name=\"flashObj\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\nYes, she could have traveled in a private jet at a smaller airport and avoided this LAX nonsense altogether but at some point, she <em>has<\/em> to enter the public space, like by going to a restaurant, and I&#8217;m sure the above would just happen then.  I think the only way to avoid this type of craziness is by not being famous.  Then again, being famous but ugly might work.  So, I guess the question is then do you want to be beautiful and not famous or famous and ugly because beautiful and famous sucks donkey!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After watching Posh Spice attempt to leave LAX I am deliriously happy I&#8217;m not famous. I mean, seriously. Is this the life you want to lead? Yes, she could have traveled in a private jet at a smaller airport and avoided this LAX nonsense altogether but at some point, she has to enter the public [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[116,642],"class_list":["post-694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-celebrity","tag-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=694"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}