{"id":755,"date":"2009-07-09T14:06:57","date_gmt":"2009-07-09T21:06:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=755"},"modified":"2009-07-09T14:06:57","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T21:06:57","slug":"one-way-to-end-a-relationship-play-scrabble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/09\/one-way-to-end-a-relationship-play-scrabble\/","title":{"rendered":"One Way To End a Relationship?  Play Scrabble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/jilted_hasbro_ceo_laughs_coldly_as\">If you think that your relationship can withstand the divisive power of the almighty Scrabble,<\/a> good luck with that.<br \/>\n&#8220;Sources said that since the vengeful, lovelorn [Hasbro CEO Mortimer Z.] Hassenfeld first began marketing Scrabble under the Hasbro brand, roughly 1,447,055 romantic couplings have been destroyed by the game&#8217;s devastating ability to turn otherwise felicitous partners into fierce, seething rivals.&#8221;<br \/>\nRemembering how the last two times my wife and I played Scrabble went (there multiple word challenges where the dictionary was called in as an arbitrator), I would say no truer words were ever spoken.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you think that your relationship can withstand the divisive power of the almighty Scrabble, good luck with that. &#8220;Sources said that since the vengeful, lovelorn [Hasbro CEO Mortimer Z.] Hassenfeld first began marketing Scrabble under the Hasbro brand, roughly 1,447,055 romantic couplings have been destroyed by the game&#8217;s devastating ability to turn otherwise felicitous [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[258],"class_list":["post-755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=755"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}