{"id":8,"date":"2003-01-16T17:51:07","date_gmt":"2003-01-17T00:51:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=8"},"modified":"2019-01-07T22:02:05","modified_gmt":"2019-01-07T22:02:05","slug":"i-feel-young","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2003\/01\/16\/i-feel-young\/","title":{"rendered":"I Feel Young"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Each day I wake up and feel different. Today I feel young. This is something that happens fairly often. Maybe it&#8217;s my height. I am not tall, though I am not very short either.<\/p>\n<p>I am not short enough to necessitate the use of creative camera tricks to make me look taller, something that is done for Al Pacino and Tom Cruise. I am 5&#8242; 8&#8243;, which puts me in the middle. There are however a lot of people taller than I am. Taller people make me feel young, even if they are they themselves are younger, though I feel vaguely young and old in that instance. If I was taller I would feel older, I am sure of it. There are steps that one must not take to prevent aging. I will not buy shoes with big heels to make me taller. It would be artificial and while others might not know I would. I would know and I would be older, though not really.<\/p>\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Each day I wake up and feel different. Today I feel young. This is something that happens fairly often. Maybe it&#8217;s my height. I am not tall, though I am not very short either. I am not short enough to necessitate the use of creative camera tricks to make me look taller, something that is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[35,642],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-aging","tag-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3663,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions\/3663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}