A White House transcript of President Bush’s speech at the Christmas tree lighting on Thursday originally read, “We think of the patient hope of men and women across the centuries who listened to the words of the profits and lived in joyful expectation.” Nineteen minutes later, a corrected transcript changed “profits” to “prophets.”
Yahoo is now using something called “Web Beacons” to track Yahoo users around the net to see what you’re doing and where you are going – similar to cookies. Yahoo might be recording every website and every group you visit. They say that, “Yahoo! uses web beacons to access Yahoo! cookies inside and outside our […]
…mass hysteria!
I awoke this morning to find a nice little shout out to me about my current favorite rap group Blackalicious on Blah Blah Blog. Here is the first sentence of the post: “Maybe I am old and out of the loop, but I just discovered the genius of Blackalicious, and it took a Jewish guy […]
It sold for only $28,000! To me, that is incredibly low amount for a holy relic. This sandwich is a physical embodiment of the mother of god and I don’t know what’s worse, the woman selling it or only fetching less than a top of the line Ford after selling it. Adding sacrilege to sacrilege, […]
Dr. David Graham, associate director of science for the office of drug safety at the center for drug evaluation and research for the Food and Drug Administration testifies before the Senate Finance Committee and shows them what is colloquially known as “the flying asshole.” If only George, Turtle and a few others read my blog, […]
I was going through a folder I have on my work PC which contains all sorts of random docs, such as a spreadsheet used to plan my bachelor party, a letter to my pediatrician requesting my immunization history, a list of places to eat around my office and a video, shot from the doomed Columbia […]
In the news today: Rangers removed the ice-encrusted bodies of two other hikers who died on the peak in an unexpected early blizzard in the Sierras. The deaths occurred on El Capitan, a forbidding granite mountain at Yosemite National Park, The two deaths created a gruesome sight for a helicopter crew that managed to fly […]
In a reversal of a long-standing tradition of awarding a Presidential pardon to a select Thanksgiving turkey, President George W. Bush instead snapped the turkey’s neck using only a single, bare hand.
My co-workers alerted me to this auction for a grilled cheese sandwhich that has an image of the Virgin Mary on it. At first eBay yanked the auction thinking it was a joke but the woman protested and proved that yes, she has been sleeping with a grilled cheese sandwich on her bedside table for […]